Yes because jaime would totally rape cersei
the jaime that felt sick at the sound of hearing rhaella targaryen raped
the jaime that also felt sick after he heard of ellia and her babies being brutally murdered
THE JAIME THAT GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF SAVING HIS FRIEND FROM BEING RAPED
THE JAIME THAT SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE IF HE WAS A WOMAN THAN LET SOMEONE RAPE HIM
"I would name them all for those the gods have taken. The green one shall be Rhaegal, for my valiant brother who died on the green banks of the Trident. The cream-and-gold I call Viserion. Viserys was cruel and weak and frightened, yet he was my brother still. His dragon will do what he could not.”
"And the black beast?" asked Ser Jorah Mormont.
“The black,” she said, “is Drogon.”
//Awww I missed you tooooooo!! I was wondering where you went since I haven’t seen you around in like a month or two!! Welcome back, bby!! <333333333
//Aww thank you, nonny!!! <333333
Good. *Her smile grew and she allowed a small giggle* And don’t worry. I’ll be careful as ever. I promise.
So I’ll talk to ya later then, Custy. Shouldn’t be any more than a day. Take care of yourself until then.. *There was a small pause before she reluctantly pulled the phone away from her ear and ended the call*
wow holy shit I can’t believe I tricked seven hundred of you guys into thinking I’m cool like ???? what ???? like are you delusional or masochistic for putting up with my crap?? either way I love you so.
Yeah okay so here goes
oh wait before I start tho—I’m not alphabetising at ALL because I’m lazy as fuck
also not necessarily rp blogs
My family (aka people that I love so much it’s ridiculous) ( ‘n’ babes if you hover there’s a message for youuuu )
newtongieszlers | hearmehowlatthestorm | wallmariasfallingdown | wordlesswarlock | loccentchoi | malumnavis | sarahmanning69420 | assassinfromthepast | dracxnem | thewaitressingpianist | missingaheart | ajiltedrose | oharlem | murderesspond | inquiries-to-sherlock-holmes | emeisle | timeywimeyten | idlegossipandarchaeology | thetigerwoman | headmistresssonglunauniversity
okie now it’s time for my special snowflakes! :D (bold is those I stalk from afar, italicised are those I stalk up close aka have rp’d with)
nineandrunning | quortekcaluss | wsswatson | easybakemeth | the-tenth-will-see-you-now | the-11-doctor | youhumansareamazing | ultradalekcaan | iam-theinterfector | of-books-and-cleverness | areyoumarriedriver | stupidcoolfinnparty | from-human-to-timelord | goodmenhavenorules | gwendolynnightengale | l-ygi | xmelodiam | xbowties | xhalare | checkyour-recordsagain | bowtiesandsideburns | nomxre | moriarty | sherlock-is-straight | matteleven | madlori | drenchedinxblood
and I’m sure there’s like a whole hell of you guys that I’ve forgotten but I am a literal piece of shit who can’t remember that food is necessary for life so how’m I supposed to remember how many fab people surround me???